Billy is stuck in traffic jam on M2 motorway into belfast, suddenly a man knocks on window, billy rolls down window and asks "whats happening?"
man says, "UDA have kidnapped the x factor twins and are asking for £10 million or they are going to pour petrol over them and burn them, we are going from car to car having a collection." Billy asks, "how much is everyone giving?" man says "about a gallon!"
man says, "UDA have kidnapped the x factor twins and are asking for £10 million or they are going to pour petrol over them and burn them, we are going from car to car having a collection." Billy asks, "how much is everyone giving?" man says "about a gallon!"
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