"you're a duck" says the barman.
"Yes" replies the duck
"A talking duck" says the barman,
"Yes I know" says the duck
"I'm not sure I should serve you"
" look I'm working on a building site just down the road and I would like
to come here after work for a couple of beers then I'll go home, I won't be
any trouble, I've got the money here under my wing here to pay for it so
what's the problem?"
"Well that sounds ok" says the barman, and he serves the duck his beer.
The duck drinks his beer pays and leaves.
The next day the duck comes back, jumps on a stool "pint of lager please
barman"
"Hey I'm glad you came in" says the barman "after you left yesterday a
ringmaster from a circus came in to put some posters up, I couldn't help
but tell him about you and he said no matter how much you're on now he will
pay you double if you come and work for him.
"that sounds great" says the duck "but tell me something isn't a circus a
big canvas tent with wooden poles and lots of ropes?"
"Yes that's right" replies the barman
"well" asked the duck "what the fuck does he want a bricky for?"







