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There Was This Duck.................
@ 20/11/2009 – 11:54:02 pm
A duck walks into a bar, hops on to a stool and asks for a pint of lager.
"you're a duck" says the barman.
"Yes" replies the duck
"A talking duck" says the barman,
"Yes I know" says the duck
"I'm not sure I should serve you"
" look I'm working on a building site just down the road and I would like
to come here after work for a couple of beers then I'll go home, I won't be
any trouble, I've got the money here under my wing here to pay for it so
what's the problem?"
"Well that sounds ok" says the barman, and he serves the duck his beer.
The duck drinks his beer pays and leaves.
The next day the duck comes back, jumps on a stool "pint of lager please
barman"
"Hey I'm glad you came in" says the barman "after you left yesterday a
ringmaster from a circus came in to put some posters up, I couldn't help
but tell him about you and he said no matter how much you're on now he will
pay you double if you come and work for him.
"that sounds great" says the duck "but tell me something isn't a circus a
big canvas tent with wooden poles and lots of ropes?"
"Yes that's right" replies the barman
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Found This Funny....
@ 20/11/2009 – 10:56:02 pm
I'm surprised Elastoplast haven't had a racial discrimination case against
them.
Firstly they don't make black or brown plasters and to take the piss even
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Peanut Warning
@ 20/11/2009 – 03:12:01 pm
I don't eat them now due to an IBS problem but noticed on a bag yeterday a
"May Contain Nuts" warning.
I'd bloody hope so else it would just be a bag of salty air. -
Michael Buble
@ 20/11/2009 – 03:12:01 pm
Anyone think his video looks a bit cheesey. Its just some of his
expressions he makes are rather odd. -
Do You Know How You Can Get Designer Specs........
@ 20/11/2009 – 11:04:02 am
Can you get designer false teeth?
And why don't Specsaver diversify in to the dental field. They could be
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China M.O.D. Site Popular With Hackers
@ 20/11/2009 – 10:46:02 am
BBC Technology
China military site draws hackers
A website set up by China's Ministry of National Defense attracts
2.3million hack attempts in its first four weeks online.
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Radio Online Stuff
@ 20/11/2009 – 10:46:02 am
Digital Spy broadcasting
New online radio platform unveiled
The BBC unveils a new online radio player to feature output from every
licensed station in the UK.
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Quote of the Day
@ 20/11/2009 – 10:46:02 am
Jessamyn West
"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of
humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself."
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Google OS Stuff
@ 20/11/2009 – 10:46:02 am
BBC Technology
Google previews operating system
Internet search giant Google previews its Chrome OS operating system, to be
available to users by the end of 2010.
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Paul McCartney
@ 19/11/2009 – 09:48:01 pm
Am I the only person that thinks he should fuck off and retire from music?
Or just the only one daft enough to admit that they think that? -
World Cup Fitba
@ 19/11/2009 – 09:30:01 pm
Up here in Scotland we are all gutted at the handball that put Ireland out
of the World Cup. Gutted that we won't see our Celtic cousins there????
No we're gutted that France weren't playing Engerland.
Oooooooooohhhhh
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